老师： 那个路标？
弗兰科： 就那个写着“前面有学校，慢行”。
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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老师：雯妮， 列举一件重要的十年前我们没有的东西。
雯妮：那就是我！
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老师：高斯，为什么你总是弄得这么脏？
高斯：这个么，因为我跟您比不是离地更近些嘛！
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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老师： 谁能举例说明“巧合”一词？
鹈诺： 老师，我爸和我妈竟然同年，同日，同时，同地结婚，多么巧合呀！
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老师： 乔治 华盛顿不仅砍倒了爸爸的樱桃树，还敢站出来承认。 鲁伊，你说为什么他爸爸没惩罚他？
鲁伊： 这还用问吗，他手还拎着斧子嘛！
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.