[原创]《敏感》

楼主 小土豆 于 2011-02-27 23:07:00
[原创]《敏感》


只许州官问柳 不容百姓栽芽 品茗限于龙井 谈情只送鲜瓜
十五月圆草好 双十树样年华 今岁休言娶嫁 稚女尽着袈裟!

在一网站, “hua”字竟成敏感词, 啼笑皆非, 写一首以志.
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1楼 邓荣森 于 2011-02-28 01:03:29
我也在一网站有一奇遇，写来一笑！
  州官王做惯，皂白岂端详？
  只许其寻柳，盤敲不了黄！
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2楼 小土豆 于 2011-02-28 01:40:18
呵呵.

怪事天天有, 小编日日忙. 老粗非土炮, 岳武弃长枪.
太子称官二, 爸爸叫李刚. 师奶呼万岁, 拥护挡中央.

注: “土炮” “长枪”, “太子党”皆成了”敏感词”, 不能用. 于是只能称”官二代”而不能说”太子党”, 不能骂人是”土炮”了, 连岳爷爷也只好换一换武器, 放弃了长枪用大刀!

奶: 作阴平
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3楼 muzhenang 于 2011-02-28 03:56:28
[COLOR=red]百度秒杀的敏感词更多，搜集若干，共借鉴。[/COLOR]

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